Um, well, I’ve already done an interview with Lydia. Today we want to hear about you.
What information are you desiring to obtain?
Ah, um, that’s a good question. Why not tell us your age, about your family, that kind of thing.
I am the oldest of three children and am 13 years old. I-
Thirteen years old? I’m sure that’s a bit hard for some of our readers to comprehend. Do you always use such big words?
A
vocabulary, no matter who possesses it, is always in need of refinement
and extension. Therefore I strive to speak in terms which are easily
understood by the laymen and yet bring out the most in any given
subject.
Hey,
everyone! Lydia Davis here. I thought I’d better jump in here and help
CJ out. He really is fun, no matter what he sounds like!
Lydia, would you satisfy our spirit of inquiry by expounding on your most erupt and informal assault into our interview?
Sure,
easy enough. Sometimes you use such big words that no one understands
them, and I didn’t want people to leave thinking that you’re a stuffy
kid that always has his nose in a Algebra book.
I do habitually and almost unfailingly have ‘my nose in a book’ as you
put it. Although I most often chose Biology or Chemistry over Algebra.
Not always CJ, and you’re making yourself sound boring. Which you aren’t.
Boring? Do you mean to say that not everyone finds studying about the molecular structure of -
Yes, CJ, I’m afraid that is what Lydia’s trying to say. Sorry about that, and I’d be happy to listen to you after this interview is over. For now though, why don’t we focus on you, not science. Can you tell us about where you live?
Yes,
ma’am. So far I’ve spent the formative years of my life growing up in
Maine. Our family will be transferring to Kentucky in the eminent future
though, so we can be in close proximity to the Creation Museum.
Yea! It’s going to be so much fun having y’all live so close!
Thank you for your notable joy. You are a true friend.
Thanks, CJ.
Why don’t you tell us about Isaac and Annie? Too bad they weren’t able to join us today.
All right,
Miss Aidyl. Isaac and Annie are my siblings, ages seven and six. Isaac
is fond of adventure and has a rather active imagination that visualizes
escapades wherever his feet trod. Annie is, well, shall we say more,
girly, and although a thrilling adventure might not frighten her too
much, the fear of peril and risk keep her in check.
Sounds like your mother has her hands full. And while we’re on that subject, can you tell us about your parents?
It
would be my delight. My parents are Jim and Melissa Carter. My Father
is a speaker for Answers in Genesis and has far more knowledge about the
Bible and history of the world than most other mortals to walk the
earth.
Is he as smart as you are, CJ?
I beg an explanation of you, Miss Aidyl.
Oh right. That’s not really a fair question to ask you. Lydia, can you answer this one for us?
Sure!
Although Uncle Jim is really smart, I don’t think he would be
considered a genius like CJ is. He doesn’t use such big words all the
time either.
I daresay, this is a rather interesting interview. Discussing my father’s intellect? Is that average procedure?
Um, no. I guess you’re right again, CJ. Ok, so why don’t you tell us about your mom?
My
mother is so very kind and gentle. She has taken in hand to teach her
children at home, a gift for which I will be forever grateful for.
Wow,
your mom must be a pretty amazing woman to homeschool you! I can’t even
imagine! Well, I would love to hear more but our time’s over for today.
Thanks for stopping by CJ and Lydia!
It was our pleasure.
